World War 3 - You’ve Been Drafted Prank Mail Package

Think your buddy can handle pressure? Let's find out. Introducing the “You’ve Been Drafted” Prank Mail Package—the most hilariously terrifying thing they’ll ever find on their doorstep. Complete with official-looking conscription notice, government-style barcode, and enough ominous text to cause mild panic and frantic Googling.

📦 What’s Inside?

• Absolutely nothing but dread

• A realistic “Notice of Conscription” for World War III

• A fake USPS shipping label (with SAMPLE – DO NOT MAIL… but will they notice?)

• The sound of their soul leaving their body when they open it

🔥 Features:

• Looks so real it’ll make your friend start doing push-ups

• Professionally printed on a mailer bag to amp up the fear factor

• Zero actual military obligation (phew)

• Ideal for birthdays, breakups, or just because they still owe you $20

⚠️ WARNING:
Do not prank someone with a heart condition, a pending court date, or anyone currently living in their mom’s basement—may induce flight, fight, or full-scale existential crisis.

🎁 Perfect for:

• Pranking that one friend who never reads the fine print

• TikTok-worthy reactions

• Reminding your group chat who the real alpha is

👉 Buy now before the draft gets real. Or don’t. But then you’re the one getting conscripted first. 😎

Note: This is a gag product. No actual military service will be required. Unless, you know... things escalate. 👀