Grills, Thrills & Poolside Spills 🥥
Our summer gear turns backyard chaos into a lifestyle.
He Raised You. Sort Of. 👨🍼
Reward his effort (and selective memory) with gifts he’ll chuckle at for years.
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Blink and it’s gone. So don’t blink.
Headwear With Zero Chill
Subtlety is for bald caps.
Smells Like My Last Good Decision
Burning away the evidence of questionable life choices.
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Why Shut Up And Take My Money?
What they sayin' ✨
Just when I thought I'm tired of actual penises and penis jokes, I found out about TireCockz. Total game changer not only in the household, but also the neighborhood. I mean, It's a cock, on your tire. It's not too aggresive but it surely give a certain sense of class when you have it on.
I saw this first as a bad idea, but I didn't expect the amount of fun me and my friends can have with it. It's four pieces of valve caps shapes as phalluses, there's nothing much to it. That was the case until we started replacing random valve caps in the mall parking lot. Crazy times we live in, man.
You can't BBQ here...
Pooping Dogs Calendar has been the funniest thing I ever bought off the internet, and I'm just glad it came to me in one piece and in super good condition. Kudos!
I bought a shirt with my face printed on it and made my boyfriend wear it in case he forgot that he's taken.
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Absolutely. We've proudly been in business for over 10 years now, have over 1 million fans on social media, and have shipped out countless orders to our many fans . Plus, we wouldn't want to scam you out of your hard-earned money anyway. We'd rather sell you something so amazing that you'll be convinced we're magic geniuses who can make anything happen.