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Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Placesโ„ข 2024 Calendarโœจ

Prank like a pro!

Tirecockzโ„ข Dick Shaped Valve Stem Caps ๐Ÿ†

Dick-shaped bookmark!

CockMark

Edickbles ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Gobble them. Swallow them.

What they buyin' ๐Ÿ‘€

Freak Or Drink ๐Ÿ’ฆ
The freakiest drinking game card!

Freak Or Drink ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Dickanter ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ
Honey, we have guests. Bring out our finest...

Dickanter ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

Tony Ramen Diffuser ๐Ÿœ
Smell souper awesome!

Tony Ramen Diffuser ๐Ÿœ

Grandma's Top Picks ๐Ÿ†

If laughter is the best medicine, then we've got the cure for whatever ails you!

Why Shut Up And Take My Money?

Guaranteed to spread smiles and good vibes!
Free shipping to the US
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Get your money back within 30 days after purchase.

What they sayin' โœจ

Hugh JassEvangelist

Just when I thought I'm tired of actual penises and penis jokes, I found out about TireCockz. Total game changer not only in the household, but also the neighborhood. I mean, It's a cock, on your tire. It's not too aggresive but it surely give a certain sense of class when you have it on.

Anita P. NessExpert Upsetter

I saw this first as a bad idea, but I didn't expect the amount of fun me and my friends can have with it. It's four pieces of valve caps shapes as phalluses, there's nothing much to it. That was the case until we started replacing random valve caps in the mall parking lot. Crazy times we live in, man.

BBQ BeckyBad Park NPC

You can't BBQ here...

Zuck MabaulzEd Sheeran Superfan

Pooping Dogs Calendar has been the funniest thing I ever bought off the internet, and I'm just glad it came to me in one piece and in super good condition. Kudos!

He's Mine 143 โค๏ธOverly Attached Girlfriend

I bought a shirt with my face printed on it and made my boyfriend wear it in case he forgot that he's taken.

FAQs

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Absolutely. We've proudly been in business for over 10 years now, have over 1 million fans on social media, and have shipped out countless orders to our many fans . Plus, we wouldn't want to scam you out of your hard-earned money anyway. We'd rather sell you something so amazing that you'll be convinced we're magic geniuses who can make anything happen.