Hello there, dear friend! We're so glad you want to get in touch with us. Here at Shut Up And Take My Money, we love hearing from our customers, whether it's to share a funny joke or to tell us how much you love our products (or to complain about the funny smell coming from the package you received, but we won't hold that against you).
If you need to get in touch with us, there are a few ways to do it. You could try smoke signals or carrier pigeons, but those tend to get lost in transit (plus, we don't have a chimney or a birdhouse). Your best bet is to send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll get back to you faster than you can say "rubber chicken."
But before you do, here are a few things you should know:
We're not doctors, so please don't ask us for medical advice (unless it's a funny ailment, like chronic laughter or a sudden urge to wear a tutu).
We're not therapists, so please don't ask us to solve your life problems (unless your problem is that you don't have enough funny gifts in your life, in which case, we can help).
We're not psychics, so please don't ask us to predict the future (unless it's something funny, like predicting that your cat will suddenly start speaking in a British accent).
We're not chefs, so please don't ask us for cooking advice (unless it's a funny recipe, like how to make a cake out of nothing but rubber bands and glitter).
So, now that you know what not to ask us, feel free to send us an email with any other questions, comments, or funny jokes you have. We'll do our best to get back to you as soon as possible (or as soon as we finish laughing at your joke). Thanks for getting in touch, and remember, laughter is the best medicine (unless you have a broken leg, in which case, please seek medical attention).
SUATMM Team ❤️