The Perfect Christmas Card

Finally—a Christmas card that says exactly what you mean. The Perfect Christmas Card looks innocent enough on the outside with its sweet, thoughtful message: “The perfect Christmas card for the perfect person.” But open it up and boom—out pops the Grinch’s grumpy green hand flipping the bird, with a cheery little “Merry Christmas!” tag dangling off it.

Equal parts festive and feral, this card is ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a little chaos with their carols. Cute on the front, savage on the inside—it’s basically Christmas in card form.

🎄 Festive on the outside, feral on the inside

🖕 Pop-up Grinch hand included (attitude sold separately)

✉️ Guaranteed to outshine every other card on the mantle

The Perfect Christmas Card: Because nothing says holiday spirit like a big green middle finger.