The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)


“The D” AKA that big white veiny MFer

This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “Enter At Own Risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, whitest, and the veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3D dick.

And yes, this is a human dick. No, they never go back.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty birthday cards for girlfriend, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, naughty anniversary cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, happy *fucking* birthday for her/him, offensive card for baby shower, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • “Enter At Own Risk” on front cover
  • Inside of card: big, white, 3D pop up dick