Suck My Carrot

$25.00
$25.00

"Watch out everyone! I don't think Rudolf is trying to EAT that carrot."  Frosty is getting frisky with the wild life and it's weird, but funny.  Just be glad it's not YOUR family member.  Cheeky has some wild people in our lives and Frosty is just the tip of the iceberg.

Suck My Carrot:

  • They are Best Friends
  • It’s Not What It Looks Like
  • Okay It’s Exactly What It Looks Like
  • Just Casual Playtime
  • Completely Innocent
  • He Grew Up On a Farm
  • Big Game Hunter
  • Packed with antioxidants

All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.

Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.

Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)