She's Bwoken (He's Woke)
🚨 WARNING: These bumper stickers and magnets may cause laughing fits in traffic. 🚨
Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weatherproof, high-quality chaos for your car. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in the New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores (including Zumiez). You're in weird company.
🐸 PRODUCT INFO:
-Rectangular designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are not to scale.
💪 MATERIAL:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
🧲 MAGNETS:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil on our site — recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
🧼 STICKER APPLICATION:
-Clean surface with water (avoid detergent or alcohol - but if you must use it - make sure it is all removed prior to applying).
-Dry fully. Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured areas.
-Press from center out to avoid bubbles.
⚠️ MAGNET APPLICATION:
-Only sticks to metal — bumpers on newer cars are often plastic.
-Air bubbles? Normal. Heat helps flatten them.
-Remove before car washes or extreme weather conditions.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
-We don’t offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces.
-Minor variations in cut/print are normal — these are handmade.
-These are glossy/smooth surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.
-If your order arrives damaged, just message us — we’ll make it right.
📦 SHIPPING:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide 🌍
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via Etsy or Pitney Bowes.
🎁 ALSO FROM FROG MUSTARD:
Monthly Sticker Subscriptions at frogmustardstickers.com
Submit a design to our monthly Frog Army Sticker Stars contest and win a free sticker or magnet!
Follow @frogmustardstickers for memes, giveaways, and general chaos
WHY FROG MUSTARD?
Because we are the best.
Questions? hello@frogmustardstickers.com
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🧷 TAGS: funny bumper sticker, weird car magnet, unhinged vinyl decal, frog mustard stickers, waterproof magnet