Package Arrived Funny Greeting Card

Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick.

The playful front design of this card featuring a mailbox with the words “YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED” is sure to keep the recipient clueless to the hilarious design that awaits them. Upon opening the card they will be greeted with an explosive cock literally popping straight off the paper.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed as this schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Gift For:
This funny penis greeting card is a great gag gift for anyone you care about. Gift this card to anyone having a bachelorette party, birthday, playful anniversary card, or just to share a laugh with your great friends. Just remember, if they don’t like it “Fuck ‘em”.

Greeting Card Size: 5” X 7”
Envelope Size: 5” X 7”
Note Card Size: 4” X 6”