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Naughty Hearts Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$12.99
Naughty Hearts Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Hearts Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Naughty Hearts Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Take an "EAT ME" treat out of the box and cure those cunnilingus cravings with what's inside her box.

Take things from "BE MINE" to "69" and let your mouth do all the talking as these dirty-minded morsels emerge in 3D fashion and tease those taste buds. Use one of these X-rated conversation starters to help guide you to the finish line for that special occasion (or just your average Tuesday). Speaking of finishing, there's no need to stall any longer with a forthright phrase as inviting as, "Let's Get Naked..."

Life's too short to beat around the bush. Use your words for crying out loud.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny Valentine's Day cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, dirty anniversary cards for husband/wife, cheeky Valentine’s Day cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouses and more… 

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • "Let's Get Naked" on front cover of card
  • Inside of card reveals 3D pop up naughty candy heart messages