Merry Dickmas Inappropriate Christmas Card

We wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, and a huge D for New Years.

 That crazy D*ck lover will shoot you a naughty grin as soon as they put hands on this  “Merry Dickmas” card. Watch their jaw drop as they open this card which features a sexy Mrs. Clause topping her tree with a replica of Santas junk. Laugh with them when they notice the Dickmas Tree is decked out with Santas wrinkled jingle balls.

We have a sneaky suspicion that Santa has Mrs. Clause Dickmatized this year.

Perfect Occasions: 
There is only 1 occasion for this, and that's CHRISTMAS!! 

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• “Merry DICKmas” on front cover
• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up Christmas tree decorated with penises and balls