Love Bag of Dicks - A Heartfelt Gift
"I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Candy Bag – The Gift They Didn’t Know They Needed 🍬🍆
You’re not here for boring gifts, and we’re not here to waste your time. Introducing the "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Bag – the perfect mix of fruity sweetness and absolute hilarity. Packed with gummy dicks, this heart-covered masterpiece is what you send when you want to say, “I care, but also... LOL.”
Whether it’s for your girlfriend, your single friend, or your secret crush, this bag of dicks candy does the talking for you. Want to keep it anonymous? No problem. Want to make it personal? Even better. Either way, you’re delivering a message they won’t forget anytime soon.
What Makes This Bag of Dicks the MVP of Gifts?
🍬 Fruity, Delicious, and Questionably Shaped – These dick gummies are so good they might even forget to be offended.
💌 Say It Without Saying It – “Happy Valentine’s Day, Dick.” Subtle? Nope. Funny? Absolutely.
😂 For Every Occasion – Birthday? Prank? Valentine’s Day? This bag does it all.
📬 Anonymous Prank Gold – Ship a bag of dicks straight to their door and let the confusion (and laughs) begin.
Perfect For:
- Funny Valentine’s Gifts – A heart-covered valentines day dick is the romance they didn’t know they needed.
- Single Friends Who Need a Laugh – Wondering what to get your single friend? Problem solved.
- Girlfriends Who Get It – Because nothing says "I love you" like gummy penises.
- Anyone Who Deserves a Laugh (or a Sack of Sass) – No explanation needed.
Whether they laugh, cry, or immediately pop one in their mouth, this bag of dicks is going to be a hit. So go ahead, be the legend who sent the gift that says, “Happy F’ing Valentine’s Day” or “Eat a Bag of Dicks.” It’s funny, delicious, and just inappropriate enough to make their day.
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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