I Love My Bi Son Funny Car Decal Sticker
I Love My Bi Son Sticker – The Ultimate Bisexual Sticker for Loud & Proud Parents
The I Love My Bi Son Sticker is for parents who go hard for LGBTQ+ rights, aggressively love their queer kids, and have perfected the art of embarrassing their offspring in the most wholesome way possible. It’s not just a bisexual sticker—it’s a declaration, a flex, and a guaranteed way to make at least one conservative uncle uncomfortable.
LOUD, PROUD, AND EMBARRASSING YOUR CHILD IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.
Some parents offer quiet support. Some parents keep it subtle. But you? You’re putting that love on full blast.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or next to a "Love is Love" bumper sticker to really drive the point home and let the world know:
💖💜💙 If my son has 100 fans, I’m one of them. If he has one fan, it’s me. If he has no fans, I am dead.
🌈 You don’t have to “agree” with his existence. He’s thriving either way.
💖 He came out, and I came out as the most annoying supportive parent ever.
And if someone asks, “Why do you need a sticker for that?” Just smile and say, ‘Because bi visibility matters.’
Why This Bisexual Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Establishes You as an LGBTQ+ Ally – No confusion, just support.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Bi Visibility – Big enough to make people smile (or squirm).
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and pride-ready.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, water bottles, pride parade floats, your neighbor’s yard sign (for legal reasons, don’t).
✅ A Certified Bisexual Sticker – Because subtlety is overrated.
Where to Stick This Bisexual Sticker for Maximum Bi Visibility
💖 Your Car Bumper – So everyone on the road knows you're THAT parent.
💜 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How to be the best ally ever.’
💙 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay iconic.
💖 A Pride Parade Banner – Because bigger is always better.
💜 Your Son’s Bedroom Door (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.
Why Bi Visibility Matters
Most people:
🔇 Assume bisexuality is just a phase.
🤐 Forget that bi people exist.
🫣 Think support means tolerating, not celebrating.
You?
🌈 Know bisexuality is real, valid, and beautiful.
🌈 Understand that LGBTQ+ youth thrive with visible support.
🌈 Refuse to let your kid feel unseen.
This funny bisexual sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a love letter to bi kids everywhere.
Who Needs This Bisexual Sticker?
🔥 Parents Who Love Their Bi Kid Loudly & Proudly – Subtlety is overrated.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Will Never Shut Up About Bi Erasure – As they shouldn’t.
🔥 Anyone Who Supports the LGBTQ+ Community Unapologetically – This is your moment.
🔥 People Who Believe in Embarrassing Their Kids in the Most Loving Way Possible – It's a parental right.