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Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$12.99
Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Hit the Jackpot! Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Gotta blow money to make money.

Help a gambler celebrate aging with our “Hit the Jackpot” birthday card. The front cover features a slot machine in its most coveted form–triple 7’s. As the 3D greeting card is opened, a pop up hand will present that degenerate with some birthday cash.

Remember, if they win big, it’s proper etiquette to ask for a tip.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for gamblers and poker players, cheeky bachelor/bachelorette cards, adult 3D greeting cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, inappropriate Anniversary cards for husband, wife, or spouse, and more.


What’s inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Winning slots machine w/ triple 7’s
  • Inside of card: Pop up hand w/ slot for a cash gift