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Happy Birthday - Eat A Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99
Happy Birthday - Eat A Candy Chocolate Dick
Happy Birthday - Eat A Candy Chocolate Dick
Happy Birthday - Eat A Candy Chocolate Dick

Happy Birthday - Eat A Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99

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This milk chocolate danger noodle in a box comes in a specially designed happy birthday box.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, D at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great happy birthday dick in a box chocolate.

This happy birthday chocolate dick present box is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions about this eat a dick birthday gift.