Happy Birthday, Dickhead

A pop-up peen for the person who deserves the most.

Say it with your chest—and a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesn’t beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30—this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.

🍆 Pop-up junk in glorious 3D

🎉 Covered in d*cks, inside and out—just like your friend

📬 Includes envelope, discretion not included

Happy Birthday, Dickhead: Because nothing says “I remembered your birthday” like an unsolicited pop-up penis.