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Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card

$15.99
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card
Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card

Handy Dad Funny 3D Father's Day Card

$15.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Spare yourself one less corny dad joke because we’ve already “nailed it.” *cringes at self*

This Father’s Day, mask those daddy issues with some punchy patriarchal humor and the gift that keeps on giving: Time away from his deviled spawn. The front cover of this 3D Father’s Day card features the bold assumption that “Dad knows how to fix things,” with a ticking truth bomb waiting inside. Being a good dad may not come with a “How To” manual for asking directions or curing that aversion to household chores, but apparently this job takes some serious balls… no really, that’s ALL it takes.

Word to the wise: Leave the real fixing to mom…

Perfect Occasions:
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What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Toolbox and text reading, “Dad knows how to fix things”
Inside of card: Text, “Or, hurt himself trying,” with 3D pop-up hammer with How To Be A Great Dad For Dummies book