Gummy Christmas Bag of Dicks

🎄 Christmas Bag of D*cks 🎄
Because nothing says "Season's Greetings" quite like a bag of...well, you know.

Ever thought, “Wow, I wish I could anonymously send someone a tasteful, delicious, totally gummy message that says ‘you’re a dck’ without saying it?” Well, guess what? Here’s your chance! 🎁 Our Premium Bag of Gummy Dcks is here to spread holiday cheer in the most hilariously passive-aggressive way possible.

These delightful, chewable d*cks are 100% edible, fully festive, and guaranteed to deliver the holiday spirit with a dash of sass. Whether it’s for a friend, a colleague, or that special someone who’s been a little too naughty this year, they’ll know exactly what you mean. And the best part? You can send this bag of sweet insults completely anonymously with a stock message—no name, no shame, just gummy greatness.

🚨 Note: These will start shipping in November, so you’ve got time to get on the “Nice List” before deciding to spread the d*ck love! 🕒🎅

🎄 Christmas Bag of D*cks: Because this holiday season, they’re what they eat! 🎄