Elfy Style

$25.00
$25.00

Here's the thing about Santa's "Little" workshop.  It's a multinational corporation now with terrible working conditions, low pay and awful benefits.  Last year, they lost 1200 elves to work fire and Mrs. Claus is holding out on insurance.  The moral of the story is to get it while you can and that's what these two are doing.

Elfy Style:

  • You can almost hear this ornament
  • They met at a networking event
  • He is mechanic and she's an influencer 
  • What Santa doesn't know won't hurt him
  • They have plan B at the North Pole

Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.

Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :