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Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$11.99
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$11.99

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“I like him for his personality,” she says, buying condoms in bulk.

This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for the good hubby and baes that know how to move those genetically impressive genitals. The front cover of our Naughty Eggplant pop-up card features a coy message, “I love you for your character”. Inside, the message continues, “...but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”. An eggplant erects from the centerfold illuminating the true intent of this card. Get a good laugh and let’s-do-it look with this funny card.

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Perfect Occasions:

Dirty birthday cards for boyfriends, funny Anniversary cards for husbands, adult 3D greeting cards for couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouses, and more.

What’s inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Notecard for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Text reads “I love you for your character”
  • Inside of card: Pop up eggplant w/ “but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”