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Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$15.99
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Eggplant Emoji Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$15.99

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“I like him for his personality,” she says, buying condoms in bulk.

This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for the good hubbys and baes that know how to move those genetically impressive genitals. The front cover of our Eggplant Emoji pop-up card features a coy message, “I love you for your character”. Inside, the message continues, “...but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”. An eggplant erects from the centerfold illuminating the true intent of this card. Get a good laugh and let’s-do-it look with this funny card.

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Perfect Occasions:

Dirty birthday cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Text reads “I love you for your character”
  • Inside of card: Pop up eggplant emoji w/ “but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”