Costco Veteran Hat Custom Printing

$35.95
$35.95

Costco Veteran Hotdog Hat – We Fought the Free Sample Wars

 

Product Description:

You didn’t just shop at Costco—you served. You’ve dodged cart traffic, fought off a 5-lb cheese wheel impulse buy, and survived the $1.50 hot dog combo more times than you can count. Now it’s time to wear your service with pride.

 

This “Costco Veteran” hat is a badge of honor for those who’ve braved the battlefield of bulk. The front proudly displays campaign ribbons (with a hot dog in the center, obviously), golden leaf embroidery, and a rope across the bill because you’re not just a shopper—you’re a Commander in Beef.

 

You’ve earned this if you’ve ever:

 Eaten lunch off free samples alone

 Blacked out in the snack aisle and woke up with 96 granola bars

 Bought a kayak and 48 rolls of toilet paper in one trip

 

Specs:

 Patriotic mesh back to air out the glory

 Adjustable strap for all head sizes, from rookie to general

 Embroidered gold leaves so people know you’re not just some Private Pantry

 

Warning: May cause strangers to salute you in the frozen section.