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Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card

$16.99
Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card
Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card
Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card
Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card

Coffee and Donuts Inappropriate 3D Card

$16.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

The best part of waking up... is a creamy morning rump.
 
What better way to start your day than by filling your lady cup with a load of gooey goodness? Whether you like 'em frosted to silky smooth perfection or ribbed with sprinkles for added pleasure, this a.m. dip will leave you feeling 'so good' inside. Open up this 3D greeting card for further confirmation that there truly is no better pairing than a bold stimulant penetrating a frothy, glazed hole. Bet you're ready for this jelly now, huh?

Just remember — a steamy brew calls for a solid blow before dunking right in.

Perfect occasions:
Funny anniversary cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, naughty 3D greeting cards for spouses, dirty 3D Valentine's Day cards for him or her, 3D greeting cards for husband or wife, best anniversry cards for lovers and more…

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Donut and coffee with text, “So good together"
Inside of card: Text, “Especially when you're inside me,” with 3D pop-up coffee and donut