2 Inches Take Or Leave It Hotdog Rope Hat Custom Embroidered
$35.95
$35.95
2 Inches – Take It or Leave It | Retro Snapback Hat
Product Description:
Brace yourself — this hat pulls no punches and absolutely no tape measures. Whether you’re working with what you got or just love stirring the pot, the “2 Inches – Take It or Leave It” snapback is the bold, hilarious statement piece your head didn’t know it needed.
Rocking a bright mustard yellow color and classic rope-trimmed bill, this hat features an embroidered two-inch hot dog dude who’s proud, loud, and clearly compensating with confidence. Made for the dangerously funny, the tragically honest, and anyone who loves a solid weenie joke.
Features:
- Bold black embroidery: “2 Inches – Take It or Leave It”
- Sassy sausage mascot locked and loaded
- Vintage rope detail across the brim
- Structured 5-panel snapback fit
- One size fits most heads and egos
- Made for parties, pranks, or just pissing off your in-laws
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, side-eyes, or spontaneous offers to measure.