Sorry for Speeding I'm Trying to Outrun Larry
A Meme Sticker for Drivers Being Actively Hunted by Internet Lore
This isn’t just a meme sticker—it’s a warning. A confession. A cry for help.
Because if you’re speeding, you’re not reckless.
You’re just trying to outrun Larry.
You know Larry. Or you’ve felt him watching. Larry is the cat-shaped internet ghost that slips through timelines, glitches into memes, and shows up wherever peace once lived. He’s part feline, part threat, full chaos. Like John Pork’s evil twin. Like if Garfield and an SCP creature had a baby in a nuclear facility.
You can't stop him. You can only try to stay ahead.
Who Is Larry?
Larry is that cursed cat meme. The one that shows up in group chats at 3AM. The one that haunts Instagram slideshows and gas station bathrooms. He’s feral. He’s viral. He’s always one frame closer than you expect. And now, he’s chasing you down I-5 in broad daylight.
This meme sticker exists for anyone being spiritually pursued by unexplainable internet energy. And it belongs on your bumper before Larry catches up.
Who Needs This Meme Sticker?
This sticker is for:
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People who are Too Online™
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Folks who use group chats like therapy
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Drivers with anime profile pics and permanent sunglasses
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Anyone who’s ever posted “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” unironically
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Cat lovers with a healthy fear of cursed pixels
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Terminally offline drivers trying to fit in with the youth
If you’ve ever yelled “JOHN PORK IS CALLING” in public—or screamed “LARRY??” when your phone glitches—this one’s yours.
Product Specs – Built to Outlast the Cat
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Size: 8.5″ × 2.5″
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Material: Thick, waterproof vinyl
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Finish: Semi-gloss (reflective, like Larry’s eyes)
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Sticker version: Permanent. You can’t run forever.
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Magnet (20 mil): Repositionable—because Larry’s never in the same place twice
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Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Cold-proof. Larry thrives in winter.
Printed by a small biz that is definitely being watched by Larry right now. Please buy this before he sees it.
Where to Stick It
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Rear bumper (so people know what you’re running from)
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Laptop—because Larry lives in Google Docs
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Hydro Flask or water bottle
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Fridge where you hide the ranch
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Bathroom mirror if you want to test your luck
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Your most cursed possession
Let Larry chase your car, not your soul.
Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Escape Plan
Sticker (Permanent):
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Once you stick it, it’s you vs. Larry forever.
Magnet (20 mil):
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Good if you move a lot. Bad if you forget where you put it.
Magnet Upgrade (30 mil):
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Survives cold climates and spiritual warfare.
(Warning: Magnets won’t stick to most plastic bumpers—try your trunk or side panels.)
Application Ritual (Yes, It’s a Ritual Now)
Sticker:
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Clean the surface with blessed soap
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Whisper “he’s not real” while peeling
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Apply firmly while making peace with your digital footprint
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Pray
Magnet:
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Gently slap it on your escape vehicle
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Drive like Larry is gaining
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He is gaining
FAQ – Larry Edition
Who is Larry?
He’s the meme cat. Not a meme cat. THE meme cat. You’ll know when he’s behind you.
Is this sticker waterproof?
Yes. It has to be. Larry follows through puddles.
Will this make people honk at me less?
No. But it might make them back off once they realize you’re being chased.
Is this sticker cursed?
No comment.
Final Transmission
This meme sticker isn’t for normies. It’s for those of us who know that the internet has changed. That memes aren’t safe. That Larry lurks behind every scroll and honk.
Slap this on your car and embrace the chase.
You might not escape him. But at least you’ll look sick trying.