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Because Dad deserves more than just another 'World's Best Dad' mug!
It's Summer Time 🏊🌴
Get ready to declare war on the pool!
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Start Your Morning with a Side of Laughter - Funny Mugs That'll Perk Up Your Coffee (and Your Mood!)
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If laughter is the best medicine, then we've got the cure for whatever ails you!
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Just when I thought I'm tired of actual penises and penis jokes, I found out about TireCockz. Total game changer not only in the household, but also the neighborhood. I mean, It's a cock, on your tire. It's not too aggresive but it surely give a certain sense of class when you have it on.
I saw this first as a bad idea, but I didn't expect the amount of fun me and my friends can have with it. It's four pieces of valve caps shapes as phalluses, there's nothing much to it. That was the case until we started replacing random valve caps in the mall parking lot. Crazy times we live in, man.
You can't BBQ here...
Pooping Dogs Calendar has been the funniest thing I ever bought off the internet, and I'm just glad it came to me in one piece and in super good condition. Kudos!
I bought a shirt with my face printed on it and made my boyfriend wear it in case he forgot that he's taken.
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