Welcome to our wholesale page! This is where the magic happens, folks. If you're looking to buy our hilarious products in bulk, you've come to the right place. We offer wholesale pricing on all of our items, so you can stock up on Tirecockz, StickieDickies, and other products to your heart's content.
But wait, there's more! If you order now (okay, you don't have to order right this second, but soon would be nice), we'll throw in a free set of ginsu knives (just kidding, we don't sell knives, we're not that kind of store).
Anyway, back to wholesale. If you're interested in purchasing our products in bulk, please contact our sales team at email@example.com or visit our wholesale page at https://shutupandtakemymoney.faire.com. We'll hook you up with all the information you need, including pricing, product details, and funny jokes (okay, maybe not the jokes, we have to save those for our paying customers).
Whether you're looking to stock your brick-and-mortar store with funny gifts, or you want to start your own online business selling whoopee cushions, we've got you covered. So don't delay, contact us today and let's start spreading the laughter (and making some money, too).