Smells Like Christmas Up in This Bitch | Funny Holiday Candle
Cue the chaos, turn on Mariah, and light this baby up — it’s officially festive season. The Smells Like Christmas Up in This Bitch candle is for the holiday enthusiast who decorates before Halloween and the grinch who’s only here for the snacks.
Bold, cheeky, and gift-ready, this 12 oz candle brings instant holiday energy — no caroling required.
- Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
- Made with Natural Soy Wax for a longer, cleaner burn
- High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrances for rich, lasting scents
- Non-Toxic & Cruelty-Free: Free from harmful chemicals
- Hand-poured in Small Batches in Los Angeles
CHRISTMAS APPLE PIE
Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla
CHRISTMAS HEARTH:
It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.
This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir
HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA
This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.
Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk
SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE:
Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.
Top: Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl, Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery