Official Asshole Certificate

$38.11
$38.11

PLEASE READ THE DETAILS FOR SUBMITTING THE NAME AND DATE:

For submitting Name and Date: Enter the name and the date on Text Field using a MONTH DATE YEAR format.

 

We will copy and paste the names exactly as supplied from these notes (minus the periods and commas) and format the date supplied to match our sample certificate.

Due to the custom nature of this product, please allow 7 business days for handling prior to shipping.

Perfect for display in-home or at the office, these premium qualities "Official Asshole" Certificates let everyone know exactly who they are dealing with!

Each certificate comes hand-stamped, hand-signed, and with a hand-embossed gold seal bearing our "OA" Official Asshole logo and the text: Verified & Certified - International Council of Zero Fucks. Picture frames are not included.

  • Printed on 8.5" x 11" Premium Parchment Paper
  • Embossed "OA" Logo Gold Foil Stamp
  • Individually Hand-Stamped "Official Asshole"
  • Individually Hand-Signed by the ACTUAL President of ZFG Inc!
  • Perfect for the Home or Office
  • FREE Shipping and Tracking for U.S. orders
  • 100% Made in the USA