Nature's Cock Shots 2025 Calendar (PRE-ORDER)
🎉 Introducing the 2025 "Nature's Cock Shots" Calendar! 🎉
🌿 Ever wondered if Mother Nature had a sense of humor? She does! And it's hilariously inappropriate.
Our 2025 "Nature's Cock Shots" calendar is a jaw-dropping, giggle-inducing collection of nature's finest phallic formations. From majestic rock-hard monuments to surprisingly suggestive clouds, even islands that’ll make you blush—this calendar is packing more than you bargained for!
🌄 Rocks. Clouds. Islands. If it's got the right shape, we’ve captured it in all its high-resolution glory!
Whether you're gifting it to that one friend with the "dirty mind" or just need a good laugh for the office, this is the ultimate gag gift for 2025. Guaranteed to provoke smiles, chuckles, and awkward conversations.
Perfect for:
- The friend who laughs at "That's what she said" jokes 🫢
- Your weird uncle who collects garden gnomes 🍆
- Office Secret Santa (brace for HR emails) 🖊️
Warning: Side effects may include double takes, blushes, and uncontrollable laughter. Proceed with caution!
Order now and bring a big, natural surprise to someone's wall next year! 🌿🍆
*watermarks not included on the actual calendar
*will ship by the end of October