I Don't Hit Curbs Curbs Hit Me Holographic Heart Keychain

$21.80
$21.80

 “I Don’t Hit Curbs, Curbs Hit Me” Holographic Heart Keychain

Driving skills? Debatable. Vibe? Unmatched.

This holographic heart keychain delivers the perfect excuse for your curb-hopping adventures—“I don’t hit curbs, curbs hit me.” Sparkly, sassy, and ready to dangle from your keys like a badge of (not-so-safe) honor.

✨ Specs That Slap:

  • Material: High-quality glitter-speck acrylic with a rainbow holographic finish that screams ✨main character energy✨

  • Size: 2.5 inches

  • Thickness: 2.5mm–3mm

  • Includes: Clip + key ring for easy hook-and-go

For:
Over-caffeinated drivers, chaotic girlies, unlicensed icons, and anyone who treats parallel parking like a contact sport.

Material: High Quality Glitter Speck Acrylic with holographic finish

Size: 2.5 inches

Thickness 2.5mm-3mm

The chain includes a clip and key ring.