I’d Rather Be Six Feet From The Edge and Thinking Funny Embroidered Hat

Introducing the ultimate existential crisis accessory: the I’d Rather Be Six Feet From The Edge And Thinking custom embroidered hat made in USA located right outside Atlanta, Georgia, in Lawrenceville. Perfect for anyone who enjoys contemplating life’s big questions. from a comfortable distance.

This hilarious and slightly dark humor trucker hat is designed for thinkers, overthinkers, and anyone who loves witty, ironic fashion. With bold black embroidered text on a classic beige-and black cap, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter or stopper.

Whether you’re six feet from the stage at a concert, six feet from quitting your job, or just six feet away from sanity, this hat has your back (and your head).

✅ Why you’ll love it:

• Premium quality embroidered design that won’t fade or peel.

• Breathable mesh back to keep your thoughts cool.

• Adjustable snapback to fit most noggins comfortably.

• Lightweight and durable perfect for everyday pondering.

🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for your philosophical friend, sarcastic sibling, or anyone who enjoys a little humor with their self reflection.

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