Eat A Dick Chocolate Penis Prank

Deliciously immature. Aggressively accurate. Unreasonably satisfying.

Looking for the perfect way to say “I love you,” “I hate you,” or “kindly go screw yourself”?

Meet Eat a Dick—a gloriously deceptive chocolate penis prank that is probably bigger than your unit while being equal parts hilarious and horrifying. Bursting with flavor and bad intentions, this chocolaty little trouser snack is the perfect gift for anyone who needs a laugh... or a subtle middle finger in candy form.

Crafted for maximum shock value and snack satisfaction, each bag is loaded with rainbow-colored dicks in a variety of flavors. Cherry, orange, grape, lemon—just like mom definitely never made.

Ideal for bachelorette parties, revenge gifts, gag gifts, or just letting someone know they’ve been a bit much lately.

🍬 100% edible.
🍆 0% tact.
🤣 SFW-ish. If your workplace is deeply unprofessional.

Eat a Dick: Because nothing says “I care” like a mouthful of chocolaty dick.