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Pizza Lover Funny 3D Greeting Card

$12.99
Pizza Lover Funny 3D Greeting Card
Pizza Lover Funny 3D Greeting Card

Pizza Lover Funny 3D Greeting Card

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Pizza is just like sex; even when it's bad, it's good.

But hey, life’s too short for lackluster lovin’, so why not heat things up and treat your sweetie pie to this punny 3D greeting card? Just like the perfect stuffed-crust slice, the front cover may convey a hardened exterior, asking, “You wanna pizza me?” but on the inside, the cheesy affection comes oozing out with one final declaration: “Because I wanna give you a pizza my heart.” The pop-up pizza simply “kneads” a little love, offering up its whole heart and a supreme smile that would make just about anyone melt…

With such slick delivery, you’re bound to get that *good* tip tonight.

Perfect occasions:
Cute greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, funny anniversary cards for husband/wife, cheeky Valentine’s Day cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for husband/wife, humorous pop up cards for food lovers and more… 

What’s inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Notecard for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • "You wanna pizza me?" on front cover of card
  • 3D pop up pizza slice on inside of card