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Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card

$12.99
Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Old Fart Funny Birthday Greeting Card

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Give that old asshole a big laugh for their millionth birthday.

When they open this 3D joke card, a nasty old man drops his old man pants. He then fires off a toxic cloud of ass gas, wiping out a field of innocent sunflowers. Thank f**k this “getting older” greeting card isn’t scratch ‘n’ sniff. The front cover of this pop-up card says “Happy Birthday” in a green, gassy font.

The crop-dusting fossil who opens this funny birthday card will get weirdly high on you calling out their trail of methane.

Perfect Occasions: 
Funny birthday card for husband, 40th/50th/60th/70th birthday card for dad, dirty anniversary cards, inappropriate birthday cards for grandpa/grandma, rude happy birthday card for men/man or women/woman, gag gift ideas for him/her, and more.

 

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Gassy happy bday message on the front
  • Inside of card is a pop up old man farting