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Offensive Crayons 24 Pack

$10.99
Offensive Crayons 24 Pack
Offensive Crayons 24 Pack
Offensive Crayons 24 Pack

Offensive Crayons 24 Pack

$10.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Offensive Crayons 24 Pack 

Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)