Your Dumb - JD Vance Meme
- $10.50
- $10.50
JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Your Dumb” Vinyl Decal & Magnet
The Perfect Sticker for Calling Out Dumb Takes in the Wild
If you’ve spent even five minutes on the internet , you’ve seen a bad take so dumb it leaves you speechless . But what if you didn’t have to say anything at all? Introducing the “Your Dumb” JD Vance Meme Sticker —the perfect low-effort, high-impact way to call out nonsense without wasting your breath .
Inspired by JD Vance’s most iconic online interactions , this 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or magnet) is your new go-to tool for instant public humiliation . Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, toolbox, or fridge, one thing’s for sure: this sticker does the talking for you —and it’s not saying “pwease and tank you.”
🚨 Limited Edition – Because Some Jokes Should Never Die. 🚨
Why This JD Vance Meme Sticker is the Ultimate Clapback
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8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay classy (kind of).
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Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, snow, bad takes, and conservative Twitter meltdowns.
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Magnets available – Stick it, remove it, reapply when needed—no commitment required.
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Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Made by real people who actually understand irony.
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The ultimate conversation-ender – No need to argue, just point at the sticker.
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Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because everyone deserves a backup.
Who Needs This JD Vance Meme Sticker?
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People who have ever rage-quit a political argument online.
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Drivers who want to let tailgaters know exactly what they think.
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Office workers who deal with nonsense emails daily.
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College students forced to sit next to “that guy” in lecture.
✅ **Anyone who enjoys
high-quality pettiness.
Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Weapon
Vinyl Decal Edition
- Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – Unlike bad arguments, this sticker holds up.
- Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely but removes cleanly when needed.
- Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and anywhere that needs an extra dose of sarcasm.
Magnet Edition
- 20mm magnetic backing – Attaches to any metal surface without a lifetime commitment.
- Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
- Removable and reusable – Because bad takes never stop, and neither should you.
Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact
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Your car bumper
– The
universal symbol
for “don’t even try it.”
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Your laptop
– Perfect for
passive-aggressive work meetings.
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Your water bottle
– Because
hydration and sarcasm go hand in hand.
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Your toolbox
– Just in case
anyone forgets who’s the smartest person in the room.
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Your fridge
– Ideal for
keeping political debates out of the kitchen.
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Your neighbor’s mailbox
– (Kidding… kinda.)
Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Smarter Than a JD Vance Hot Take
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No flimsy garbage
– This is
high-quality vinyl
, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
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No sad, faded prints
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Commercial-grade ink
keeps your message looking crisp.
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No weak magnets that slide off at the first bump
– Our
20mm backing holds tight.
We’re a small business, not a soulless corporation , which means every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy .
Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Petty)
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“Put this on my truck. Haven’t lost an argument since.”
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“The magnet is perfection. My fridge now judges me every morning.”
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“Nothing has ever described my personality better.”
How to Get Your Hands on This JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone
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Buy 2, Get 1 FREE!
Because
bad takes aren’t going anywhere.
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FREE U.S. shipping!
No hidden fees, just
straight-up sticker greatness.
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Limited edition!
Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like logic on conservative Twitter).
Meet the Small-Biz Bringing the Heat
Hey, I’m Alyssa , the meme-loving sticker goblin behind Frog Mustard , the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, weirdest, and most aggressively accurate designs .
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Over 20,000+ stickers sold
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Yes, people actually buy these.
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Ships in 1-2 days
– Because
some things just can’t wait.
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Packed with love & mischief
– And probably a little too much caffeine.
Final Warning – This Sticker is a Meme Legend in the Making.
If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker . Don’t let some other internet gremlin snag it before you do.
🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨
🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than Vance’s credibility.
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