When I’m Not Eating Ass Chilis Shirt

For those who live life with no filter and even fewer boundaries, here's the shirt that tells it like it is: "When I'm Not Eating Ass, I'm Eating At Chili's." Because why settle for subtlety when you can announce your two favorite hobbies to the world?

Features:

• Made from 100% cotton, soft enough for both dining and... you know, other mouth-based activities .
• Custom printed with a design that's bold enough to offend strangers, yet strangely endearing to the wild ones who “get it.”
• Available in all sizes, because whether you're hitting up Chili's Happy Hour or giving someone a different kind of "tender, loving care," you deserve a shirt that fits.

Washing Instructions:

• Turn the shirt inside out, like you do with your life choices.
• Wash on cold. Trust us, you’ll need to cool off after all those spicy wings (and other things).
• Gentle cycle—because let’s face it, the rest of your life is anything but.

Drying Instructions:

• Tumble dry low, like the bar you're setting for both dining and dating.
• Or hang dry, because someone’s gotta be classy in this situation, and it sure ain’t you.

Perfect for those who like to keep it real, raw, and a little bit inappropriate. Wear this shirt and watch as your Tinder matches plummet but your real ones go up—straight to Chili's, baby.