Warning Not Great With Humans Sticker

Some people are social butterflies. You? You're more like a slightly aggressive houseplant.

Slap this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, or cubicle wall as a public service announcement: you’re not here for small talk, forced fun, or team-building exercises that require eye contact.

Made from durable, matte-finish vinyl that's water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe, this sticker is built to survive your workday mood swings and the occasional spill of iced coffee rage.

✅ High-quality vinyl
✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more
✅ Indoor/outdoor use
✅ Just the right amount of antisocial flair

Size: 3" x 2"

Stick it loud and proud. Social skills sold separately.