Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Glitter or Confetti 🍬💌✨
This Valentine’s Day, ditch the boring gifts and send something unforgettable (and slightly inappropriate). The
Valentine’s Day Pack
has everything you need to bring laughter, sass, and maybe just a little chaos to someone’s day. It’s packed with
delicious gummy dicks
, a
pop-up dick card
, and the option to sprinkle in
glitter or dick confetti
for good measure.
What’s Inside:
🍬
"I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Bag of Dicks
– Sweet, fruity, and ridiculously hilarious, these
delicious gummy dicks
are guaranteed to make anyone laugh (and snack happily).
💌
Valentine's Day Pop-Up Dick Card
– A bold, cheeky card that literally pops up to tell them to eat a dick, but in the cutest way possible.
✨
Optional Glitter or Dick Confetti
– Because nothing says “I care” like glitter in places they’ll be finding for months.
Why It’s the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift:
-
Give Your Galentine Some Dick (You Knew They Were Missing)
– Show your bestie you’re looking out for them. After all, every Galentine deserves a little extra love… in gummy form.
-
Tell Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend There’s More Dick Coming
– The pop-up card and
gummy dicks
are just the start. Consider it a teaser for what’s to come later.
-
Confuse the Shit Out of Someone Anonymously
– Send this to a friend, crush, or coworker, and let them wonder if “eat a dick” is a compliment or an insult. (It’s both.)
-
Tell Your Asshole Ex to Eat a Dick
– Because closure tastes sweeter when it’s shaped like a gummy penis.
Why They’ll Love It (Even If They Hate It):
- The
gummy dicks
are
deliciously fruity
, making them the perfect snack (and subtle roast).
- The pop-up card is bold enough to say what you’re thinking but cute enough to soften the blow.
- Optional glitter or
dick-shaped confetti
ensures they’ll be talking about this gift long after Valentine’s Day.
This
heart gift box for her, him, or anyone
is your one-stop shop for laughter, awkwardness, and unforgettable memories. Whether it’s for your
girlfriend
,
boyfriend
,
Galentine
, or that
ex who really deserves it
, the
Valentine’s Day Pack
is here to bring the fun.
So, go ahead—spread some joy, send some sass, and give someone the sweetest sack of dicks they’ll ever receive. 💌✨🍬
IMPORTANT:
Make sure you put the recipient's name
and
address
in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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