Spooky Edition: Sticker 10-Pack

For the caffeine-fueled, spell-casting, people-hating goblin girlies just trying to survive corporate life without catching a charge.

This 10-pack of vinyl stickers is part sarcasm, part chaos, and fully unbothered. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, cauldron, or HR complaint folder.

Whether you’re decorating your laptop, water bottle, or your emotional support notebook, these will speak louder than HR ever could.

Includes:
🧹 Drink Coffee, Do Spel ls, Fuck t he System
🔪 You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer
☠️ If You Can’t Kill Them with Kindness, Just Try Poison
👻 Don’t Fuck with Me, I Will Haunt You
🧿 Try Me, Witch
😒 I Like Spooky Shit
🙄 Ew, People
⚰️ Here Lies the Fucks I Give
🔪 I Have Stability. The Ability to Stab You
👻 Bitch Don’t Make Me Lose My Fucking Sheet

Printed on thick, durable vinyl with a high-quality matte finish, these stickers are water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe.

✅ High-quality vinyl
✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more
✅ Indoor/outdoor use

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Each one approx. 2.5 to 3” of pure snark

Stick ‘em somewhere visible. Or threatening. We won’t tell.