Slept Like Shit So I'll Be Choosing Violence Today Keychain

Sleep is temporary. Choosing violence is forever.

This "Slept Like Shit So I'll Be Choosing Violence Today" keychain is for anyone who woke up exhausted, overworked, and one minor inconvenience away from becoming a workplace legend. It's the perfect accessory for those mornings when coffee isn't enough and everyone should probably keep their distance.

Clip it to your keys, purse, backpack, or work bag as a polite warning to coworkers, strangers, and anyone thinking about asking if you "have a quick minute."

✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy finish
✅ Metal keyring and clasp

✅ Design is two-sided.
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Approx Size: 3" x 2.5"