Shit Show Ticket Sticker

Admit one exhausted employee to the greatest daily disaster, aka your workplace.

This ticket-shaped sticker is designed like your official VIP pass to chaos, confusion, and coworkers who somehow still don’t know how to open a PDF. It’s perfect for the person constantly managing fires they didn’t start.

Stick it anywhere that needs a little corporate dysfunction energy... laptops, water bottles, planners, desks, or the break room fridge everyone keeps stealing lunches from.

Congratulations. You’re officially running the circus now.