This Vehicle Stops at Red Lights Bumper Sticker

This Vehicle Stops at Red Lights Bumper Sticker

BREAKING NEWS: this vehicle stops at red lights . Alert the media. Notify the Department of Transportation. Give this driver a medal. This bumper sticker proudly announces your groundbreaking commitment to obeying one of the most basic traffic laws ever invented.

Featuring a bright yellow warning-style background, traffic light graphic, hazard symbol, and enormous red STOPS text, this design gives completely ordinary driving behavior the emergency-alert treatment it deserves. Move out of the way Student Driver, a NEW satefy sticker is in town.

A Funny Bumper Sticker for Suspiciously Responsible Drivers

Finally, a funny bumper sticker for motorists brave enough to admit they don't blast through intersections like they're auditioning for Grand Theft Auto .

At approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, the rectangular design is large enough for the driver behind you to receive this extremely important public-service announcement. Every Frog Mustard product is handmade, so dimensions can vary slightly. Listing mockups are not to scale.

Put this bumper sticker on your car, truck, van, or other street-legal contraption and let everyone know exactly what happens when that little light turns red.

Spoiler: you stop.

Weatherproof Sticker for Rain, Sun, and Traffic

Your weatherproof sticker is made from premium all-weather vinyl designed to handle actual vehicle life. It's waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe.

For maximum sticking power, clean the application area with water and let it dry completely. Apply the vinyl sticker to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface and press outward from the center to reduce bubbles.

Avoid wax, detergent residue, and incompatible low-surface-energy plastics. Coolers, kayaks, plastic vehicle cladding, and other weird surfaces may require higher-tack vinyl or additional adhesion help.

Prefer a Car Magnet? Commitment Avoided.

Want the joke without permanently entering into a legally binding relationship with adhesive? Choose a car magnet instead.

Standard magnets are 20 mil thick. Extra-thick 30 mil magnets are also available and recommended for colder climates or particularly rude winds.

Magnets only stick to metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic, because apparently even bumpers have betrayed us. Test your vehicle with another magnet before ordering. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better locations. Remove magnets before car washes and extreme weather for the best longevity.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free Because One Bumper Sticker Is Too Reasonable

Frog Mustard's Buy 2 Get 1 Free offer lets you triple the vehicular nonsense while pretending you're making a financially responsible decision.

Orders ship from Washington in 1–3 business days, and worldwide shipping is available. Colors may vary slightly by screen, and extreme weather, surface preparation, and application conditions can affect longevity.

 

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

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