Please Lower Your Expectations Men of the Office Desk Flip Sign

The Please Lower Your Expectations: Men of the Office Desk Flip Sign is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who's running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the bare minimum.

Featuring 12 hilariously relatable office moods and responses from the guys at work, this flip sign lets your coworkers know exactly where your head's at without you having to say a word.

Whether you're avoiding unnecessary conversations, surviving another pointless meeting, or just trying to make it to Friday, there's a page for that.

😎 Features 12 funny workplace moods and sayings
😎 Perfect for desks, cubicles, offices, and work-from-home setups
😎 Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, bosses (the cool ones), and anyone who survives office life with humor
😎 A subtle way to set expectations before someone asks, "Can I steal you for a minute?"

Phrases include: 

• Oh look, nobody gives a shit!
• Hang in there, it gets way f*** worse.
• I'm allergic to stupid motherf****. I break out in sarcasm.
• I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be stupid a**holes.
• I like to give the impression I'm a f*** idiot so no one gives me any hard work.
• There's this cool free thing called Google. You should f*** try it.
• Next time you think about asking me a question... hesitate.
• Before you send a meeting invite, ask yourself could this be an email.
• Your lack of planning isn't my problem.
• My job would be a lot easier if you didn't f*** up yours so often.
• Big fan of doing the bare minimum.
• My boss likes to do this cool thing, if you work hard, you get to do other people's work too.

Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)

Flip to match your mood, get a few laughs, and let your desk handle today's workplace communication.