On the Day You Were Hired The Stars Were Perfectly Aligned Card

For when destiny had jokes.

On the day you took this job, the stars were perfectly aligned. ✨ Unfortunately, they aligned to spell “you’re fucked.” And now… here we are.

This greeting card is the perfect blend of cosmic beauty and brutal honesty. It’s ideal for:

• Welcoming a new hire to the madness
• Congratulating a friend on their questionable life choices
• Celebrating promotions, demotions, or emotional implosions

Includes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.

Card Size: 5" x 7" (127mm x 177.8mm)