Nice High Beams Bumper Sticker
- $10.50
- $10.50
NICE HIGH BEAMS – Funny Grandma Car Sticker for Unhinged Drivers
Your headlights aren’t the only thing getting flashed tonight. Meet the NICE HIGH BEAMS car sticker — starring America’s most feared creature: a sweet old grandma holding a shotgun and zero patience .
When someone forgets to turn off their brights, this vinyl statement makes sure your message is visible. Grandma sees you. Grandma is locked and loaded. With a blend of menace and humor, this sticker is pure Frog Mustard energy.
It’s more than just an accessory—it’s a warning and a piece of art for every driver with a sense of humor.
Premium Vinyl, Printed Like a Threat Car Sticker
Every sticker we produce is crafted in-house on thick, high-quality, weatherproof vinyl. This means your message persists through sun, sleet, rain, and any driving chaos.
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8.5 × 2.5 inches – noticeable enough to get attention from two lanes over.
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UV-protected, waterproof, and fade-proof for long-lasting laughs and intimidation.
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Gloss-laminated finish adds that “freshly polished revolver” shine, making it pop in any weather.
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Rated for 5+ years outdoors, surviving longer than your last set of wiper blades.
Show your attitude by sticking it on bumpers, tailgates, laptops, or even your gun safe. This car sticker endures storms, car washes, and even the most passive-aggressive honks.
Magnet Option for the Non-Committal Outlaws
If you don’t want to stick Grandma to your car forever, you’re not out of luck. The magnet version delivers the same chaotic charm, printed on a thick 30 mil magnetic sheet.
It stays put on metal, removes cleanly, and lets you switch between “armed grandma” and “respectable citizen” anytime. Choose what fits your mood, all while keeping your paint spotless.
The Lore
Like many great Frog Mustard ideas, this one began with a late-night gripe about oncoming high beams. Someone joked, “What if a grandma handled this?” and from there, an icon was created.
Boom—the NICE HIGH BEAMS sticker was born. More than a warning, it’s a fusion of menace and manners: floral blouse, pearl earrings, and a shotgun with the safety off.
She might be everyone’s grandma, but tonight she’s nobody’s pushover. The sticker’s message is loud and clear—dim your lights, or she’ll dim you.
Chaos, Certified by Frog Mustard
Every sticker is made and printed personally in the rainy Pacific Northwest, a region built on chaos and coffee. Frog Mustard products are weatherproof, durable, and unapologetic.
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Printed in-house with vibrant, full-color ink for maximum visual impact.
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Cut by wizards (and one very tired human) for perfect edges on every piece.
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Orders shipped globally within 1–2 days, so you don’t wait long for your dose of chaos.
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Approved by zero grandmas, but beloved by all grandsons and mischief-makers.
Why You Need This Car Sticker
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Instant intimidation. Gives tailgaters and dazzled drivers a reason to think twice.
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Conversation starter. Either people laugh or they change lanes—both are wins in our book.
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Perfect gift for grandparents, mechanics, or anyone tired of blinding headlights and dim morals.
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100% Frog Mustard aesthetic. Loud, absurd, and just unsettling enough to make driving interesting.
This car sticker is more than decoration—it’s comedic protection for your ride and your reputation.
Easy Application
Clean your chosen surface, peel, stick—and whisper, “Say hello to my little gran.” No residue, no tools, no drama.
Vinyl applies smoothly and removes without fuss when you’re ready for a new statement. Get ready to make every drive memorable and mischievous.
Weatherproof, Like Grandma’s Spirit
Sun, rain, or even the apocalypse—this sticker is laminated for true outdoor durability. Vivid through UV rays, salt, and heat, it stays bold while Grandma reloads her attitude.
Show off your humor and let everyone know you’re driving with someone’s spirited grandma on board.
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