Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Sticker

A gentle reminder for the chaos gremlins in your vicinity: today is not the day. This sticker sets the tone... low tolerance, high caffeine, zero patience for nonsense. 

Printed on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.

✅ High-quality vinyl
✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more
✅ Indoor/outdoor use

Approx Size: 3" x 3"

Stick it somewhere visible and let it do the emotional labor.