Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns Bumper Sticker
- $10.50
- $10.50
Bumper Sticker – “Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns”
Some people roll around with bland slogans like “Baby on Board.” You? You’ve just discovered the “Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns” bumper sticker — the kind of vinyl chaos that makes pedestrians stop mid-sip of their cold brew and mutter, “What the hell did I just read?”
This sticker is a rallying cry, a fever dream, and a conversation ender all rolled into one. It’s not about guns. It’s not about politics. It’s about reminding the world that humor should be weaponized — preferably at 60 MPH.
Slap this bumper sticker on your car and watch as the world loses their grip. People won’t know whether to laugh, cry, or honk out of sheer confusion. That’s the Frog Mustard promise: maximum road chaos, minimum explanation.
Features: Built Tough, Printed Stupid
This isn’t your gas station sticker that flakes off faster than your resolutions. Frog Mustard bumper stickers are crafted from premium vinyl that actually outlasts your attention span.
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Weatherproof vinyl – laughs at rain, snow, car washes, and your HOA.
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Car-safe adhesive – sticks strong, peels clean, no damage to your ride.
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Optional 30mil magnet – slap it, remove it, move it to your fridge when Grandma visits.
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Fade-resistant print – still screaming “shartguns” after years in the sun.
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Perfect size – 8.5" x 3" chaos billboard for your bumper, cooler, or laptop.
This sticker is dumb in all the right ways, but the quality? Dead serious.
Why Frog Mustard?
Because no one else is deranged enough to print this. Frog Mustard isn’t a faceless brand cranking out “Live Laugh Love” decals — it’s a feral, PNW-based sticker lab creating vinyl designed to confuse traffic cops and entertain your inner gremlin.
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50,000+ stickers sold worldwide – that’s a lot of bumpers broadcasting chaos.
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7,000+ 5-star reviews – from people who shouldn’t be trusted, but are extremely happy.
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Featured in the New York Times – yep, they thought we were newsworthy.
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Stocked in Zumiez + 70+ gift shops – actual retailers are out here enabling us.
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Run by a small, chaotic duo – me, my fiancé, and a golden doodle.
When you buy Frog Mustard, you’re not supporting some sterile megacorp. You’re joining the Frog Army , a fellowship of sticker psychos who believe in turning every bumper into a comedy weapon.
Where to Slap It
Sure, this is a sticker , but why stop there? This design thrives anywhere confusion is currency.
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Car bumper: The natural habitat. Watch tailgaters rethink their life choices.
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Laptop lid: The library will never be the same.
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Toolbox: Suddenly, your coworkers respect/fear you.
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Fridge: Now your roommates know you’re not well.
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Coolers & water bottles: Hydration, but cursed.
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Dorm doors & lockers: Establish dominance instantly.
Basically: if it’s flat, it’s fair game.
The Frog Army Deal – Buy 2, Get 1 Free
This bumper sticker is just one soldier in an army of 300+ designs. And because we’re not sane, we’re giving you a deal that makes it impossible to buy just one. Add any two Frog Mustard designs to your cart, and a third one ships free.
No codes. No gimmicks. Just straight-up chaos math. Stack your bumper. Fill your toolbox. Collect them like Pokémon, but worse.
FAQs
Q: Is this bumper sticker weatherproof?
A: Absolutely. Made from premium vinyl, this sticker shrugs off rain, car washes, and sun.
Q: Can I get it as a magnet instead?
A: Yep. Select the magnet option for a removable 30mil slab of chaos.
Q: Does this qualify for Buy 2 Get 1 Free?
A: Always. Add any two Frog Mustard designs and a third one ships free.
Q: How big is it?
A: 8.5" x 3", the perfect size for readable chaos on cars, laptops, or coolers.
Q: Who makes this?
A: A tiny team in the PNW who went viral for making the world’s most unhinged vinyl.
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