JD Vance: 'Say Pwease & Tank You' JD Vance: 'Say Pwease & Tank You'

JD Vance: 'Say Pwease & Tank You'

$10.50
$10.50

JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Say Pwease & Tank You” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

The Meme That Broke the Internet, Now on a Sticker

The  JD Vance meme   you never knew you needed is here. The  "Say Pwease & Tank You"   moment—born from a  real-life viral gaffe —is now  immortalized in high-quality vinyl and magnet form . Whether you slap this bad boy on your  car, laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or fridge , one thing is certain:  it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

This  weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet)   is printed with  commercial-grade durability   but still proudly repping  small-biz energy . If you love  political memes, hilarious internet moments, or just the absurdity of it all , this sticker belongs in your collection.

🚨  Limited Edition – When It’s Gone, It’s Gone!   🚨

What Makes This JD Vance Meme Sticker Elite?

  8.5” x 2.5” – Not too big, not too small—just the perfect flex.
  Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Built to outlast even the worst takes.
  Magnets available – Perfect for removable chaos.
  Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Top-tier quality, but with that garage-goblin love.
  Hilarious Word Art design – Retro cringe meets modern political absurdity.
  Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you deserve more memes.

Who Needs This Sticker? (Hint: Probably You.)

  Political meme connoisseurs who live for the discourse.
  People who thrive on awkward moments turned legendary.
  Collectors of internet history and meme culture.
  Anyone who appreciates JD being memed into oblivion.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Pick Your Poison.

Vinyl Decal Edition

  • Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof   – This  JD meme   will survive  rain, snow, or your worst opinions.
  • Strong adhesive backing   – Sticks securely, but won’t leave  residue   if removed properly.
  • Perfect for cars, laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and more.

Magnet Edition

  • 20mm magnetic backing   – Slaps onto any metal surface  without commitment issues.
  • Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
  • Removable and reusable – Move your meme as you please.

Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗  Your car bumper   – Confuse strangers, anger JD Vance fans, and amuse the rest of us.
💻  Your laptop   – Because meetings are already boring enough.
💦  Your water bottle   – Stay hydrated, stay unhinged.
🔧  Your toolbox   – Just in case anyone forgot who’s in charge.
🍕  Your fridge   – Pair it with that two-week-old takeout.
📬  Your neighbor’s mailbox   – (Kidding… kinda.)

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Slap Harder Than a JD Vance Think Piece

🚫  No cheap, peeling garbage   – This is  high-quality vinyl , not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫  No sad, faded prints   – We use  commercial-grade printing   to keep your meme crispy.
🚫  No weak magnets that slide off   – Our  20mm backing grips like a political scandal.

We’re a  small business, not a mega-corporation , which means every sticker is made with  100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy.

Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Hilarious)

🔥  “I put this on my car and immediately got side-eyed at a stoplight. 10/10 experience.”
🔥  “The magnet is hilarious and sticks like glue to my fridge. Great quality.”
🔥  “The JD Vance meme lives on. This sticker is perfection.”

How to Secure Your JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥  Buy 2, Get 1 FREE!   Hoard them like you hoard bad takes.
🔥  FREE U.S. shipping!   No hidden fees, just premium-grade meme magic.
🔥  Limited edition!   Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like Vance’s credibility).

Meet the Small-Biz Behind the Madness

Hey, I’m  Alyssa , the  unhinged brain   behind  Frog Mustard , the viral small-biz  sticker and magnet empire   that brings you the funniest, most absurd, and road-rage-inducing designs.

🚀  Over 20,000+ stickers sold    Yes, people actually buy these.
📦  Ships in 1-2 days   – Because waiting for memes is painful.
💀  Packed with love & chaos   – And probably a sprinkle of sticker-goblin energy.

Final Warning – Don’t Sleep on This Meme.

If you’re still reading,  you need this sticker . Don’t let  some other internet gremlin   snag it before you do.

🚨  Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping!   🚨

🔗  Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than a bad tweet.

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