I Kinda Wish You Were Hat Custom Embroidered

I Kinda Wish You Were Touching Me Inappropriately Hat – Flirty Dad Cap for Bad Decisions

Description:

When subtlety isn’t your strong suit and flirting is a full-contact sport, this hat says exactly what your inner voice is screaming. The  “I kinda wish you were touching me inappropriately right now”   hat is your new go-to for first dates, bar crawls, and making strangers uncomfortable at Target.

 

Embroidered in bold white thread on a classic black dad cap, this one-size-fits-most menace is equal parts funny, horny, and oddly romantic. Whether you’re shooting your shot or starting HR paperwork early, this hat does all the talking.

 

Perfect for:

•  Getting kicked out of family functions

•  Bachelorette weekends

•  Tinder profile pics

•  Letting your crush know what time it is

 

Details:

•  100% cotton, low-profile fit

•  Adjustable strap with brass buckle

•  Professionally embroidered for maximum inappropriateness

•  Guaranteed to get  at least   one awkward laugh per wear

 

🎯  Add to cart before you catch feelings.

 

Tags:

funny hat, inappropriate hat, flirty hat, dad cap, edgy humor, NSFW hat, novelty gift, bachelorette hat, Tinder hat, horny hat