Don't Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker

Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 Years Ago) – Funny Sticker & Magnet

Some bumper stickers make people laugh.  This one makes them question everything.   “Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 Years Ago)”   is the  funny sticker   you never knew you needed—until now. Equal parts  chaotic, tragic, and weirdly relatable , this sticker or magnet is the perfect way to make sure tailgaters think twice before honking.

At  8.5” x 2.5” , it’s big enough to  demand attention , but subtle enough to  leave people in existential crisis   at a red light. Available as both a  premium vinyl sticker   and an  ultra-thin neodymium magnet , it’s  built for the road, your laptop, or anywhere else emotional support is needed.

The Ultimate Funny Sticker for Dark Humor Lovers

Tired of boring bumper stickers?  So are we.   This sticker   isn’t just hilarious—it’s a  social experiment . How will people react?  Pity? Confusion? Concern?   Only one way to find out.

• Perfect for dark humor fans.   Laugh through the pain—like a pro.
• Ideal for tailgaters.   A sobering reminder that some things hurt more than getting cut off.
• A conversation starter.   (Or ender. Depends on the person.)
• Great gift idea.   Know someone with  a weird sense of humor ? This is for them.

Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Built to Last (Unlike Biscuit, RIP)

This sticker doesn’t quit. It’s made from  high-quality, weatherproof vinyl   that shrugs off  rain, sun, snow, and emotional distress   like a champ.

• UV-resistant print   keeps the text bold and readable for  years .
• 100% waterproof and weatherproof   because your grief should never fade.
• Strong adhesive   means once it’s on, it’s  staying put —unlike your hamster.

Ultra-Thin Neodymium Magnet – A Sticker That’s Also Removable

Not ready for a  lifelong commitment ? The  magnet version   is  just as strong   but lets you switch between  mourning and moving on   whenever you please.

• 20 mm neodymium strength   grips like Biscuit clung to life in 2011.
• Ultra-thin design   makes it look  exactly like a sticker , but it’s  removable .
• Hand-cut and high quality , because  we care   (even if your hamster’s gone).

Cold Weather Magnet Care – Keep It in Shape (Unlike Biscuit, RIP Again)

Cold weather can  warp your magnet , just like  life warps your soul . Here’s how to  keep it fresh :

1. Warm it up before application.   A hairdryer works wonders. So does a hot car.
2. If it warps, reheat and flatten it.   Unlike childhood trauma, this can be fixed.
3. Store indoors if it’s freezing outside.   Protect it—like you wish you had protected Biscuit